In this episode:

– Reality bends to partisanship during the Comey hearings;
– Putin doesn’t give a shit about American feelings;
– Putin may be a fascist despot, but he’s all man, Megyn Kelly;
– Trump’s kids take after their old man, tweet incriminating shit on Twitter;
– Judo Larry is a dry-mouthed bitch;
– Bernie Sanders is a Jesus-hating socialist… but at least he loves big government;
– Does Bernie Sanders jizz pixie dust?

… and more!