In this episode:

– Pouring over the election results;
– Split emotions leave Big John in a special kind of purgatory;
– Clinton distraught, perhaps contemplating suicide;
– Liberals stunned, decide to blame Gary Johnson instead their oen shitty candidate;
– Fragile millennial pussies melt down, seek safe spaces from reality;
– Trump wins, immediately doubles down on his statist rhetoric;
– After losing, Democrats decide the correct move is to go even *more* to the Left;
– Substitute producer Mo is in for Phil this week;

… and more!