In this episode:

– Trump is OK with illegal aliens, as long as they are hot dykes from Europe;
– Obama sets the official price of American hostages at $400 million;
– The second CNN Libertarian Town Hall drew 1.6 million viewers;
– The data is too overwhelming for Big Fat John: weed should be legalized nationwide;
– Drumpf is making life tough for down-ticket GOPers;
– Take away his overt racism, and Drumpf looks a lot like a liberal Democrat;

… and more!