The Riot – Episode #134

In this episode:

– Why do we let rubes in Iowa set the pace for the Presidential primaries?
– Despite what she may tell you, Hillary Clinton lost in Iowa;
– 60% of Democrats say they’re socialists, further evidence of public school failure;
– Socialism has failed everywhere & every time, but Bernie will be different?
– Hillary will fight income inequality– right after her $225K per speech gig with Goldman Sachs;
– Hillary cuts deal with Satan, then hits six coin flips in a row;
– Hillary to young female Democrats: “I still have a vagina!”;
– Bernie Sanders is sincere, just really misguided;
– Donald Trump comes in second place, immediately acts like an even bigger asshole;
– Final Super Bowl predictions;

… and more!

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