On this episode of The Riot:

– Muslim-Americans need to take a page from Italian-Americans playbook on handling bad apples;
– CAIR pretending Muslim savagery doesn’t exist is a losing strategy;
– The guys partake in the Airing of Grievances;
– Western civilization will fall to Muslim savagery precisely because they’re protected by our laws;
– Don’t worry fantasy sports players, your Government is here to protect you;
– Government regulation of gambling should be abolished in a free society;
– Rand Paul issues his Waste Report *and* Festivus grievances for 2015;

… and more!

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