The Riot gets rolling as only it can this week, tackling the burning questions of the day int he most thoughtful and respectful manner possible:

  • The riotous studios get a facelift;
  • Twitter trolling claims a victim;
  • Fun times in Syria;
  • Chris Matthews finally says something sensible;
  • No good options for the U.S.;
  • Why Syria makes liberals’ heads explode;
  • Obama is nothing more than a punch-less poser;
  • Anthony Weiner doesn’t seem to have a handle on the whole voting thing;
  • Starting at the top has is drawbacks;
  • Upon reflection, the Riot decides that deviants love innocence;

… and more! We bag it and tag it this week, so turn up the volume and check out The Riot!